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Joke of the Day

"According to the BMI chart I am too short."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"

"My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood"

"What do you call a group of women with small breasts An itty bitty titty committee"

"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."

"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"