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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 1-10 how retarded do you think we, as humans, are? 9/11"
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"""The N stands for number so no need to say 'PIN number'. ""Terribly sorry, I'll start again: 'You're dead if you don't give me your PIN'."
"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"
"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged? Fiancee."
"Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? No. He just keeps the tips."
"How does a racist joke start? With a small loan of a million dollars"
"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."
"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."