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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"
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"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA"
"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."
"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"
"Sometimes when i don't want my wife to find something I Put it in her purse"
"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."
"Q: How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning? A: She opens the car door."
"TIL chimneys can be used as conjunctions They may introduce a clause"
"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"