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Joke of the Day

"Houses If the Red House is red and the Blue House is Blue, what color is the Green House? ... Brown. I accidentally broke the sprinkler system."

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""

"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"

"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""

"My wife and I were stuck in traffic. She said, ""I'm turning round."" ""I can see that,"" I replied. ""Try eating less chocolate."""

"I asked Rihanna where Chris Brown was She just shrugged her shoulders. ""Beats me!"""

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"I hope to die the same way my grandfather died Asleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."