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Joke of the Day
"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"
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"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"
"Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! #MyProblem"
"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."
"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."
"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""
"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""
"I used to steal jokes.... ....I still do. But I used to too."
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."