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Joke of the Day
"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"
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"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."
"Son: I'm going to transform into an island off the coast of Italy! Mother: Don't be Sicily!"
"What do you call black people in the military? Geurrilla warfare"
"Food wedding anniversaries: Year 1: champagne 2: strawberries 3: chocolate 4: donuts 5: protein shakes 6: microwave meal 7: Rat poison"
"What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food? There goes my gyroooo"
"So I was fucking this woman... And she said that she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt, so I stuck it in 3 times and hit her with a baseball bat."
"""Talk to the hand!"" - deaf people"
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."