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Joke of the Day

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, natural things... that money can buy. -Homeless man quoting Steve Martin."

"Did you hear about that new liberal episcopal church? It has six commandments and four suggestions"

"Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!"

"If you want to hear a very interesting story: send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: ""I know everything"""

"What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill"

"Pssst! I'm voting. Does anyone know the answer to #4? And who do I show my tits for extra credit? That old lady doesn't look interested."

"guy walks into a bar... bar eats 'im."

"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."

"Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"