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Joke of the Day
"I don't get what's up with Black Friday. All Fridays matter, guys."
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"Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to ""iron"" then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener."
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"
"Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery? He thought it had a lot of potential."
"You can't sugar coat the truth with fat people... Or they'd probably eat that too."
"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"
"Here's an olive branch. Please choke on it."
"A termite walks into a bar And asks ,"" Is the bar tender here?"
"How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady? Me: I do."