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Joke of the Day

"I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. ""Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!"

"What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? ""I'm stuck on you!"""

"Why do hippie girls love playing the didgeridoo? Its as close as they will ever get to sucking a trees dick."

"When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, ""ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"""

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."

"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."

"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."

"My neighbors hurt some bystanders by illegally setting off fireworks. If only there had been a good guy with fireworks around to stop them"

"I was disappointed to learn Flickr is not a site about female masturbation."