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"Takeoffs are optional... Landings are mandatory"
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"What is an Arkansas virgin? A girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead."
"Mozart got sick and tired and decided to slaughter all his chickens. They wouldn't stop going Bach bach bach."
"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."
"What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri"
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"Why was the broom late? Because he overswept."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Two Cleaners In A Car... Broom Broom"