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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racist blind person? A not see."
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"Gandalf is the new coach of the Seattle Seahawks."
"What's a Scottish transsexual's favourite drink? Mango Lassi"
"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"
"It's really hard to balance work, family, and not caring about anything."
"Do you know that percussionist in the band? Yeah, he rings a bell."
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
"I tried killing a spider with glitter body spray. Now it won't stop stripping & I have to call it Cinnamon."
"Did you know you can use a condom twice? Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"