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Joke of the Day
"My friends laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... Well they're not laughing now"
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"What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies? The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!"
"Sailors have the reputation, but nobody cusses like a mom who just found out school is closed."
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"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"
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"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"