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"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."
"Make librarians cry by calling it a ""Book Museum"" while taking pictures with your iPad."
"Stop making fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates!"
"Why did ebola cross the road? To infect more people and make them shit out their insides and sweat blood."
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."
"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."
"What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes."
"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."