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Joke of the Day
"Me on the Phone: I'm going to ""work"" from home today. My Boss: I heard those air quotes."
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"[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie.."
"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."
"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."
"What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em? Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww"
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot."
"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"What did the Brontosaurus say to the Stegosaurus? ""Get Jurassic over here!"""