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Joke of the Day
"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"
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"Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat"
"Why didn't the hipster have HIV? He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool."
"If you ever saw me race to the liquor store 5 mins before it closes, you'd hire me for a getaway driver in a bank heist any day."
"I was in a tornado. It sucked."
"What's brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones."
"Hey Ray Rice... What do you tell a fiance with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."
"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"