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Joke of the Day

"'Pop Goes The Weasel' is my favourite song about over-inflating your mammals."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he gets 3 ho's... Yeah it's bad... But santa isn't real anyways..."

"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"

"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."

"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"Why should we all worship Jesus? Because he makes a bloody good wine."

"When my mother was 53 she started running 5 kilometers every day. Now she's 68 and we don't know where the hell she is..."

"Why did the cellphone go to court? Because it was charged with battery. Thank you, I'll be here all night... Finals week needs to end."

"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"