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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a duck that's a drug addict? A quack-head."
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"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"
"'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note."
"What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!"
"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."
"When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. specifically my name, address and phone number."
"people say Einstein dropped out of school and still was a genius but he didn't drop out to drink fireball and start a band this is important"
"It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet."
"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"