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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a duck that's a drug addict? A quack-head."

"Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles."

"What's the difference between a diaper and a politician? When a diaper is full of shit, it gets discarded. When a politician is full of shit, it runs for president."

"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile."

"Genius move, Romeo & Juliet, for killing yourselves instead of getting married and spending the rest your lives wanting to kill each other."

"I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears"

"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"

"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."