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Joke of the Day
"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"
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"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."
"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."
"What do you call a dinosaur with explosive diarrhea? A shitty-sore-ass."
"How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake."
"What do gay cows eat? Haaaaayyyy(gay voice)"
"It doesn't matter if you're black or white. Unless my wife just gave birth to you."
"Charlie Chaplin called I couldn't hear him though."
"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"
"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."