200614

Joke of the Day

"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"

"ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant"

"People have been on the hunt for sasquatch for some time now. Finding one has proven to be no small feat."

"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."

"Six meaty inches of protein packed bliss! No joke, the actual description of the black forest ham sandwich from Subway for their October special."

"I heard there's a machine that can make cocaine in less than 4 milliseconds! I believe it's called the Instagram."

"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."

"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."

"Just trying to figure out how the text box works"

"What's the difference between sex and conversation? You don't know? Well let's go have a discussion..."