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Joke of the Day

"Failed my Politics exam. ""Describe the role that India plays in the modern world"". Apparently ""Tech Support"" is not the correct answer."

"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."

"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"

"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"

"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""

"ME: I cant make it in today BOSS: again? why M: my car died B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday M: yeah but today's the funeral"

"A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket. 'Oh great, some arsehole's got my pen.'"

"Totally done with the history channel... Nothing but repeats."

"I'm sorry I slapped you but you didn't seem like you would ever stop talking and I panicked."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."