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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"
"A girl I know got collagen injections in her butt. Now she looks like a smuggler's desk. She's got a false bottom in her drawers. Just thought of that one today."
"What do you call a married knot? Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose."
"Sarah Palin's new Christmas book is her attempt at valuing the sanctity Christmas so she can sell books and make money just like baby Jesus."
"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""
"The most disturbing joke that ever made me laugh. What's 20 inches long, has a purple head, and makes women scream?- Crib death."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"