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Joke of the Day
"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"
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"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"
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"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"
"What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up? A myoclonic jerk."
"I have good news and bad news I've found a sock..."
"Why did the ghost go into the elevator? To lift his spirits."