200523
Joke of the Day
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"
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"In dog beers, I've only had one ..."
"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."
"Good news, insomniacs! Only 1 more sleep 'til Christmas!"
"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant."
"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"
"What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit? Labor Day."
"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."
"what does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding"