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"75% of women who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear', know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'."
"Jesus walks into a bar... and orders a water. Bartender says ""Not this shit again Jesus."""
"An American and a Muslim are at a bar. Who got there first? The drone."
"Hey guys, we heard you guys were upset about losing a lot of subscribers on your YouTube channel. Nah, it's fine bros."
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."
"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"
"The awesome thing about planned parenthood Is the more limbs they cut off the more places I have to stick it."
"Why was the skeleton missing a funny bone Because this joke ain't funny"
"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."