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Joke of the Day
"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit?"
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"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"
"Have you heard about that new program that only the living can watch? You'd have to be dead to miss it!"
"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
"Currently the flower business is blooming."
"Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?"
"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"
"What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood."
"Why didn't the cow go to the barn? He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood."
"What do you call a really extraordinary farmer? A man outstanding in his field."