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Joke of the Day

"M: What do you want for dinner? H: I don't care, you decide M: Sushi? H: No, but whatever. M: Mexican? H: Nah, but your call. He's dead now"

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"Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers."
"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."
"All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning"
"This woman asked me if I had ever been in a stable relationship. I told her that I wasn't into livestock."
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."
"Deodorant? I've never needed to buy any. People just give it me. Complete strangers sometimes"
"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."
"I forgot to go to the gym again today. That's like 8 years in a row now."