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Joke of the Day

"Earth: Goodnight Moon Moon: ... Earth: I said Goodnight Moon' Moon: ... Earth: Look, I don't choose which days they celebrate Moon: Whatever"

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"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"
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