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Joke of the Day
"Officer, if you are what you eat... Then I'm an innocent man."
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"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"
"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"
"*gazes at laptop screen*avoids making eye contact with own reflection*"
"-Boss: ""Send me one of your funny tweets"" -Me: ""I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later"" -Boss: ""Hahaha! Send me another one."""
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."
"Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion."
"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."
"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""
"#1: My personality is 30% the last movie I watched."