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Joke of the Day
"I just hit a Smart car and now it's my hood ornament."
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"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."
"Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet? A: To stomp out burning ducks."
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."
"I play the triangle in my local reggae band I just stand at the back and ting."
"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."
"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."
"How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend? With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry."
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."