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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the sun... She's bright, cheerful, and she goes down every night."
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"Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York? They wouldn't let him bring his carrion. Sorry."
"I once worked in a pathology lab... ...but I was asked to leave after one of my reports said ""cause of death: autopsy:"""
"Why is ten afraid of nine? Because nine ate seven! *heh heh*"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy.. Other times I let her sleep"
"A Roman walk into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, ""5 drinks, please!"""
"I see the baby's nose is running again"" said a worried father. ""For goodness sake!"" snapped his wife. ""Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"""
"have u ever tried to break a crush by looking at their Facebook like PLEASE post abt Mumford & sons or smth so I can be free from this curse"
"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."
"I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo."