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Joke of the Day

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"[META] Ever since the sub returned, it's become a hive of circlejerking, reposts, and bad quality. I'm so happy things were able to stay the same."

"Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye."

"What did Stephen Hawking Say when his computer crashed? Nothing"

"What did J. Robert Oppenheimer say after inventing the weedwhacker? ""I am become death, destroyer of weeds."""

"Her: If I get fat will you break up with me? Me: No but you're now just two more inane questions away from being buried in the garden."

"I know it's illegal for me to cook my own alcohol... But still."

"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face. Priceless"