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Joke of the Day

"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""

"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."

"After watching all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies I realized the biggest twist... ...his career has been dead the whole time."

"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."

"I just had the worst experience with a mosquito. It sucked!"

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."

"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."

"Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well bring me some you haven't had around for that long."