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Joke of the Day
"A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall."
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"When an unattractive woman in a bar asks me my sign I tell her ""Stop."""
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"Two Latino men grab a basketball. It was Juan on Juan"
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"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."
"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"