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Joke of the Day
"First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No I'm dead on my feet."
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"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? ...she didn't have any arms."
"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."
"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"
"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"
"Bae: come over Me: do you have food? Bae: my parents aren't home Me: Are they gonna come back with food?"
"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"