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Joke of the Day

"How is Chinese airport security like a Russian woman? They'll fuck anybody with an American passport. I say this from experience."

"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"

"I voted for Jill Stein Finally I'm part of the 1%"

"Why did the rope go to jail? Because he was knotty"

"What beer do elderly rednecks drink? Silver Mullet"

"I have a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it"

"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."

"[date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too."

"50's kids probably won't have this... Parents"

"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"