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"I come to Twitter for the recipe trading, but I stay for the overt racism!"
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"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."
"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"
"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
"You know how you can tell if an Irishman has had too much to drink He walks into a bar"
"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."
"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."
"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"
"My son was born without eye lids My son was born with out eye lids, so when they circumcised him they used his foreskin as new eye lids. He's alright now, just a little cock-eyed"