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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"Some mornings I just want to brew the coffee directly into my mouth."

"Wanna hear a joke? Rays legs."

"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"

"Did you hear about the masochist who like cold showers? He took warm ones instead."

"HARRY POTTER: Alohamora MORA: Aloha, Harry"

"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."

"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"

"What's common between a good boyfriend and a lion? They're both ready to eat you"