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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"I used to be terrible at Valentines' Day too... But then I took an arrow in the knee."

"HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do"

"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore."

"Broken pencils are pointless."

"What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? They're both full of bums"

"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"

"Nate: ""Hey what's the weather like out there?"" Kate: ""I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."""

"I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality"

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"