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Joke of the Day
"Why was the paranormal convention cancelled? Due to unforseen circumstances"
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"I'll be going to my friend's Halloween party as a trapped Chilean miner unable to go to a friend's Halloween party."
"if they changed the rules so you could wear timbs instead of skates black ppl would take over hockey"
"Pretentious? Moi?"
"Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms? Better grip. Happy Halloween :)"
"One I made up..... What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle? A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh."
"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."
"what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jooouice!"
"""Just do it!"" Why Nike reps don't man the suicide hotlines."
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"