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Joke of the Day

"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."

"A daughter asked her mother, ""Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Her mom replied, ""Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."""

"New drugs? Look them up on trip advisor!!"

"Why didn't the Jewish Boy Scout come home? He went to the wrong camp. Bonus: I'm a Jewish Boy Scout"

"I walked in on my brother masturbating earlier. He completely froze. After what seemed like an eternity he managed the words ""Why the fuck are you masturbating?!"""

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"

"What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows? Tetris"

"Did you hear the one about the two guys who voted no? Neither did aye."

"Netflix: Want to keep watching? Me: Do we really need to do this? Netflix: It's just, it's been 75 hours and I can hear your kids crying."

"[in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying"