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Joke of the Day

"What do African-Americans and Jews have in common? An increased risk for pancreatic adenocarcinoma."

"Have you tried rocky mountain oysters? They're offal."

"In 7 seasons I've never seen a single motherfucker on Top Chef wash their hands."

"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."

"Do you want to know what Jon Snow and yo momma have in common? They both can be stabbed multiple times and not die..."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"

"HELLO? HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED & DROPPED IN A NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRY & I DON'T KNOW- wait. Nm. Fell asleep at Szechuan Palace again."

"My neighbor crashed her car while listening to Adele. She went rolling in the Jeep"

"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"

"What's the difference between a slave owner and Bernie Sanders The slave owner's Dick works Note: The slave owner has a slave named Dick"