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Joke of the Day
"You can tell Monopoly's an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
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"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"
"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."
"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."
"What's the coldest type of reptile? Blizzards."
"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."
"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"
"Damn girl, are you a cigarette? Cuz I don't want you unless I'm drunk and one of my friends is already having you."
"[end of interview] Any questions for me? Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight? YOU ARE SO HIRED."