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Joke of the Day

"Urugay still complaining about Suarez punishment: ""Don t forget that 4 human months are 2 dog years."""

"My wife is like a plunger She's good at bringing up old shit."

"Who is a man's best friend? The sock, he's always there in hard times."

"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""

"I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating."

"What is 2 inches and goes in one direction. Louis Walsh's Penis."

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"

"How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up? He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)"

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking."