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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"

"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"

"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."

"I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!"

"What do you call a flat-breasted french woman? Petits"

"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"

"Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!"

"How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill."

"There's a lot to be said for having a long term girlfriend And it's all said by her"