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Joke of the Day
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
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"Why do black people never sleep? Because the last one who had a dream got shot"
"I woke up with an erection the other day... It worried me because it wasn't mine"
"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""
"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."
"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"
"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide the librarian says, sorry it looks like the last person never brought it back."
"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"
"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"I always finish sandwiches because there will already be too many regrets when I die."