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Joke of the Day
"You hear about the new cemetery? People are dying to get in there..."
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"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."
"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."
"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"
"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""
"I have the Quran on CD... People sure are getting upset when I said I burned it."
"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"