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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the Basketball Court? Because he heard the Ref was Blowing Fowls."
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"Why can't the Chinese be Nazis? Two Wongs don't make a Reich"
"What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly"
"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""
"CHOPSTICK IS LIFE CHOPSTICK IS LOVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC39oeMwCJ8"
"I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her."
"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"
"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""
"What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer? A dilldoe"
"I put the Christmas tree in our bed. Hopefully my wife will be okay with us having a treesome."