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Joke of the Day
"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"
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"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
"So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different."
"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it"
"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."
"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"
"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."
"A young lady from my office just sent me an email saying ""ithinktherearesomeproblemswithmykeyboardcanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Oh boy am I excited, but what does ""ternative"" mean?"
"Whats the word im looking for? You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word?"