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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."
Next Joke
"I couldn't figure out what happens when you mix water and salt... But then I found the solution."
"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"
"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."
"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."
"What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls."
"Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes? Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?"
"At least mad scientists aren't mad enough to disregard the importance of safety goggles."