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Joke of the Day
"Why can't leopards hide? Because they are always spotted!"
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"My mailman got gender reassignment surgery. Now he's a post man"
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
"My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know."
"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says ""Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"""
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"
"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"
"What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini"