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Joke of the Day

"Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. That very same day, Chuck Norris received an award for masturbating in public."

"Wind turbines. I'm a big fan."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"

"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."

"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken 'came' in another box!"

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"My boyfriend doesn't like when I give our neighbors nicknames like, ""Beard Man"" ""Jolly Girl"" and ""the one I slept with in 2009."""

"Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them"

"The reason I married an Asian chick... Is so I get to eat Chinese every night."

"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."