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Joke of the Day

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"

"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"

"Him: Didn't you buy that apple pie yesterday? Me: Yeah, so? Him: There's one small piece left. Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you."

"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."

"What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack? The babies in my nutsack are still living."

"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."

"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"