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Joke of the Day
"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""
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"[first day as Niagara Falls tour guide] And to the left you can see [frantically flips through your guide] water."
"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"
"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""
"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."
"WIFE: I thought you said you were going to the gym. ME: [playing Pokemon Go] I've been to like 3 of them today. What are you talking about?"
"How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."
"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"