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Joke of the Day
"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."
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"There needs to be a ""Sorry I clogged your toilet"" Hallmark card."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"
"Do they make those harmonica holders but for sandwiches?"
"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."
"You can buy a birthday cake if it's not your birthday, those dipshits don't even check your ID."
"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"
"So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything"